kruelkid: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
highsch00ls: 5evamore: when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
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moves-like1d: theshadowwalkingnobody: natsu-salamander-dragneel: I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol. wtf did I just do? Holy fuck that’s amazing!! O.O i don’t… i don’t know what happened.
theycallmelesliethepainter: I accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing. Layers and layers of communist propaganda
earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
andyvantageous: have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you it’s horrible
thatfunnyblog: i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier
I suck at texting unless:
I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
tara-ka-sha: Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”
me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
peewentz: do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
maliciousmelons: started from the bottom now we here
babyferaligator: how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself