May 2013
76 posts
kruelkid:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
highsch00ls:
5evamore:
when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) = boom!
moves-like1d:
theshadowwalkingnobody:
natsu-salamander-dragneel:
I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol.
wtf did I just do?
Holy fuck that’s amazing!! O.O
i don’t… i don’t know what happened.
theycallmelesliethepainter:
I accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing.
Layers and layers of communist propaganda
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
andyvantageous:
have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you
it’s horrible
thatfunnyblog:
i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier
I suck at texting unless:
I am in a relationship with you
You are my mom
I need something
Me and you are close as fuck
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
tara-ka-sha:
Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”
me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
peewentz:
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
maliciousmelons:
started from the bottom
now we here
babyferaligator:
how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself
